Night Blooming Cereus – A flower for a day

The Night Blooming Cereus, also spelled Cyrus is an interesting plant. Once a year, the plant develops blooms in early September. The blooms take about one month to mature, usually showing 5-10 blooms per plant. The blooms themselves are around 8″ across on this particular plant, but there are larger varieties.  See more on this plant in bloom, and the entire process here Documenting a Night Blooming Cyrus

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Two blooms on "Night Blooming Cyrus"

This plant was first discovered in the early 1700’s in Central and South America. Though originating in the deep jungles, these plants can in fact be grown in a wide variety of locations provided the plant has adequate water and drainage. Cuttings of the plant grow quickly and it’s not unreasonable to look for bud and bloom in the 2nd year of the plant given proper feeding.

Here is a time lapse video of the plant in bloom. The camera was set to record for two seconds every minute. Quiet interesting to see how quickly the bloom opens. Stands to reason as the bloom falls off less than 12 hours later. A short presentation for 12 months of growth isn’t it.



To see the full article on this plant check this site out. How to feed water and bloom a Night Blooming Cereus

Secret iPhone codes for AT&T and apple

Just thought I’d take a second to list out some cool codes you can use on  your Apple iPhone to get an inside look at what’s going on with the phone.

Most notable is the “Field Test Mode” *3001#12345#*.  Just type this in your phone screen and press call.  You will be taken to the field test mode of the iPhone where you can see specifics like signal strength, associated tower, dBm and other antenna signal specific technical stuff.  To exit this mode, simply press the home button.  As a note, this code won’t work with IOS 4.0.  You need the Apple IOS 4.1 or greater.  For some reason, Apple deprecated the “field test” code in version 4.0.

Another interesting is *#21# which gives you instant access to call handling settings for inbound calls.  This mode displays settings for inbound calls, inbound faxes (yep), and multiple other varians of inbound call handling.

This barely interesting code, *#06# allows you to view your IMEI, essentially your phones network serial number given by Apple.  This is useful if you enjoy viewing useless information.

In general, the *# prefix on command codes will “interrogate” the phone, ** prefix is used to “setup” the phone and ## is used to delete or terminate instructions.

I have about 30 more codes currently being verified.  I’ll post them when we’re sure they are accurate.  Most of the codes mentioned here are ATT codes, but I’m working on a handful of apple specific codes that look promising.  More to come.

Continued approximation instances – Sabrett hot dog 50 pack

Toshiba’s challenges with “approximation” are not theirs alone.  Recently I procured a 50 pack of Sabrett beef hot dogs.  A 50 pack to be specific.  However, looking at the “Servings” language on the package, they have curiously added the word “about”.  “Serving size 1 frank 46G.  Servings about 50″.

Sabrett beef hot dog

Apparently packaging exact quantities of Sabrett all beef hot dogs is not as easy as it seems.  Additionally, the exactness of quantity seems questionable for a variety of items including food products, dry goods and previously mentioned Toshiba LCD TV post.

Toshiba TV dimensions are only “approximate”

Just left a buddies house that got a new 48″ Toshiba flat panel TV.   Many potential buyers would be concerned about the outside dimensions of a TV like this if they planned to place it in furniture or other constrained areas.   If you fall into that category, you’ll just have to take your chances with Toshiba, because all their dimensions are only “Approximate”.

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The logic behind Toshiba’s inability to accurately state dimensions of  LCD TV’s they make escapes me.   I suspect there are attorney’s involved.  At any rate, they in no way produced a product worthy of the Gigawidget badge in this case.  Try again Toshiba, dimensions should have been the easy part after you made the TV.

Solved Direct TV error code 0704 iPhone application – technical difficulties

We thought we’d found a real Gigawidget here.  The DirectTV iphone app looked promising and easy to use.  So I downloaded the DirectTV iphone application and get the common 0704 error when the application runs.   The error states technical difficulties.   Great!  It goes on to say “No local zip code was found for this account.”  I jumped onto the DirectTV forums and was surprised to see their Tech Administrator posting the following solution for this same error.  Basically saying he has no idea and would appreciate help solving the problem.

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Note the comment where the Direct TV tech specifically says “You’re right, I have no clue.”  and this part “posted that message at the behest of technical support who tells me they are anxious to get you all going. They asked me again this morning to urge those of you with difficulty to do the email reporting thing.”.  Really?  I can’t believe someone inside the organization hasn’t seen this post and “corrected” it!  Wow!

I’m going to do a little research and see what I can find out about this problem.  Maybe this app isn’t a gigawidget after all…

Addition 2-14-10

The solution to the dreaded error code 0704 on the direct tv iphone application is, just wait.  No, I’m serious!  Today, I launched the application, it started up, and didn’t crash with the error.  I believe this is due to the iPhone app  requiring the guide to be fully downloaded to the receiver before the receiver is “prepared” to take DVR signals.  I suppose this is some sort of data control mechanism for process purposes.  True or not, waiting 4 days solved the problem.

As a note, I prefer using the iPhone app for programming the DVR or sitting in front of the tv.  It’s much quicker and intuitive.

3 Reasons Gigawidget Inc. fired Comcast today

First I’ll say that this decision was based entirely on customer service.  What made the decision to fire Comcast a little more difficult is that I had little complaint on the actual service.

Strike 1 – Comcast billed for work not done

When the service was first installed the TV service, the Comcast technician decided hooking up the 2nd TV was going to be too much trouble, I assume.  He made the comment to our assistant that “someone” here seemed to know alot about wiring, and they should be able to make the final connections for that TV.  He scribbled some things on a ticket and had her sign it, stating “if I hook the 2nd TV up, I’ll have to charge you for it”.  Later that day, I made my way into the attic and discovered cables to the 2nd TV were cut.  After making a new run, terminating both ends and adding a tap, the 2nd TV was up and running.  No thanks to the Comcast TV technician!

We made 2 calls to Comcast attempting to resolve this issue.  On the first call, the Comcast customer service representative stated that since the “work order” had been signed by my assistant, it was a binding document and nothing could be done.  She went on to say that she could have a manager call me back, which I requested.  The call never came.  On the second call, the entire situation was reiterated, with the exact same outcome.

Strike 2 – Hours and hours spent watching untrained tech’s troubleshoot Comcast internet

Strike 3 – Investigating service level reduction options results in cancellation

As many companies, we looked to reduce service levels with Comcast in effort to lower monthly expenses.  The call started out with request for options on the Comcast internet service.  The representative spoke some form of English, I believe it was an Ebonics variant.  She repeatedly stated there was no lower package available, other than 60$/month.   Simply not the case, according to their site.

The conversation moved to discussing reduction of the TV package, when she then paused, and with no notification,  blind transferred me to some kind of menu system.  Having my fill of her barely legible ebonics and complete lack of customer service etiquette, I was done.

At the end of this relationship, it was very clear to me that at some level, in fact multiple levels, within the Comcast organization, they just don’t care about customer service.  While I could begin to speculate that this mentality exist predominantly in the Memphis market, I have personnel experience this is not the case.

As alternative service providers continue to solidify their offerings, no doubt Comcast will reap the benefits of their customer service tactics.   Even DOCIS 3 roll-out won’t be enough to keep customers that dial 901-259-2225.

As a note, our service providers now include Direct TV for television and AT&T DSL for internet.  Both organizations have already exemplified the type of customer service we’d expect when paying hard earned money in trade for commodity services.

Note these are my opinions and perceptions, which of course translate to reality for me.

Portable DVD Player converted to xbox preview monitor

Over the weekend, I decided to see what could be done with an old, non working portable DVD player made by Polaroid.  I’ve been needing a preview monitor for viewing content and playlist via my networked xbox.

The teardown went pretty smoothly.  Once disassembled, I removed the dvd drive, com board, power cables, audio system and charging apparatus.   When done, I had the monitor complete with composite video inputs, and the associated circuitry.

Next, a trip to Target for a suitable picture frame.  The model chosen, 2.99 on sale!  What made this frame interesting is the innards.  After a little work with the dremel, I was able to fit the entire board and power supply components into the frame!  Temped things up with a little hot glue and powered her up for the post assembly test!

Results.  I’ve got a mini monitor that handles composite video signal for playing things like xbox, ipod or plain ‘ole TV.  As you see in the pic, I’m playing video content off my ipod.

Picture-Frame-DVD-monitor

As there is still a bit of room in the frame, I’m going to mount a balun inside the frame as well.  This will convert composite video to twisted pair, and allow me to run both video and power to the unit via a single Cat5E cable for a really clean install.

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Here’s a shot of the frame opened up.  You can see in this photo where I took the inside of the frame and used the dremel to open up the inside of the backing, the flipped it over 180 deg. to provide the extra depth needed to house all the circuitry.

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Here’s another shot that includes the audio/video splitter I’ll use to provide input to the frame as well as my main TV.   The splitter, made by Niles Audio, takes a single left right audio and video connection and splits it into 4 outputs.  Also pictured is my xbox remote that I’ll use to navigate the content.

audio video splitter for picture frame dvd screen hack

Harlequin Shrimp on the hunt for Chocolate Chip Starfish

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Today, our Gigawidget award goes to a shrimp.  A Harlequin shrimp to be precise.  All 1.25 inches of him.  This specimen has been in the tank for around 5 months, and “handled” 4 other starfish.  Each without too much trouble.  He has molted twice, in this tank.

Pictures below are taken with an IPhone, the quality sucks, as you see.  Maybe it’s better than no picture at all though…? This picture shows an outing the shrimp took on some macro algae.  It is quiet unusual for the shrimp to be out like this during the day.  He may be hungry…

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Yesterday, the largest starfish yet was introduced.  He’s about 4.5 inches in diameter.

5 PM Saturday – In this picture, the starfish is walking the glass.  When he was first placed in the tank, he was placed on the glass.  You can place starfish on the glass by holding them against it for a few seconds, until they stick.  He’s moved around the tank, but never left the sides, and mostly stayed at near the top of the tank.

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11 PM Saturday – Starfish is hanging around the top of the tank, on the glass.  If he keeps with this plan, he may make it thru the night.  He looks like the world’s largest starfish in this picture.

6 AM Sunday – The Starfish made it thru the night.  Here, you can see the shrimp, standing on the monti-cap, watching the starfish on the glass.  Our Gigawidget would crawl from coral to coral, watching, angling on his attack.  Occasionally, the Harlequin would wave his front claws around and around like a “battle cry”.  In true form, this gigawidget has risen to the occassion, left his normal caverns, and stands in the open on top of the highest vantage point/coral, intently watching his foe.

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9 AM Sunday – Halides came on in the tank, and the shrimp went to his cave.  It seems the shrimp does not like the bright lights.


4 PM Sunday – Starfish continues to wonder around the tank sides.

7 AM Tuesday – Notice I said Tuesday.  The chase continued thru Monday and the early hours of Tuesday morning.  Sometime before 7 AM Tuesday morning, the starfish got close enough to the bottom of the tank, or this fan (picture), that the attack was on.  Our Gigawidget went to work on the shrimp and it didn’t take long.  Soon the shrimp pried the starfish from the fan, flipped him to the bottom of the tank, and began the feast.


Google Quality Score – Guidelines for Quality Raters

Guidelines for Quality RatersThis has post is about Google, the unequivocal king of Gigawidgets.  This post is a first for us.  We’re naming the attached document a Gigawidget.  And with good reason.  Keep reading.

While this document has been floating around the net w/ Black Hat SEO groups for several months, only recently has it started to surface commonly on the net.

While the document is really geared for those working to “rate” quality of sites for SE’s, much good information can be gleaned for webmasters and those constructing meaningful websites.

Special attention should be paid to the sections discussing Spam Labels, Malicious content and Vital pages.  Each of these “tags” will dramatically affect the outcome of your overall Quality Score and thus impact your site/content’s ranking on Search Engines.

The document really speaks for itself, so I’ll stop here and wish you luck you research and site content development.

Squirrel

Split Testing Adwords ads – The easy way

If you’ve done ever run and adwords  campaign, then you know what a pain split testing can be!  I’ve spent many an hour reviewing statistics in campaigns, determining well performing ads and setting reminders to come back and check these ads later, after they’ve gotten some traffic.

While surfing the net several weeks ago, I ran across this site.

Basically, theses guys have put together a code set that makes use of Google generated .xml reports, parses the data, then sends out easy to read text reports to your email every day. How cool is that. The split testing reports are sent textually formatted, but also include a link you can click to view the report, split test status and ad history more graphically.

They’ve set-up some basic color bars to visually show split test group performance and status. Green means Winner Ad found for sure, Blue indicates the Split Test is a dead-heat.  All I have to do is write new ads as contest result in dead heats or winners.  Very easy to use and a snap to set-up.  I configured an entire account with over 500 ads in less than 15 minutes!

This split testing tool makes the Gigiawidget status! Good job guys.
Squirrel